CALIBRATED AS FUCK APPLICATION

This isn't mindset work. It's not therapy. It's not another protocol to add to the list.

This is precision recalibration for self-led humans who've done everything right but whose nervous systems are still operating on outdated settings.

This form isn't about convincing you. It's about making sure we're a match for what you actually need. Be direct. Be real. Let's see if you're ready to stop managing symptoms and get to the root.

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What’s Driving You To Make a Change Right Now?

You've tried everything - the ice baths, the clean eating, the supplements. What specifically is happening in your body/life that's finally pushed you to look beyond protocols?

What's Your Current Day-to-Day Experience?

Be specific about what's happening in your body. Do you wake up with racing thoughts? Jaw constantly clenched? Feel like you're about to jump out of your skin when you try to sit still? Can't turn your brain off? What physical sensations are you experiencing regularly that don't make sense given how much you invest in your health?

What Do You Reach For When Uncomfortable?

When that pressure cooker feeling hits or when you actually have free time, what's your go-to? (e.g. phone, vape, work, planning, credit card, alcohol)

When Was the Last Time You Actually Felt Relaxed?

Not just distracted. Not "busy but handling it." When did you last experience true nervous system calm, where you weren't scanning, planning, or feeling like something needed your attention?

What's Your Relationship With Pressure?

Pick what fits, or write your own:

a. I thrive under pressure. It's when I perform best.

b. I handle it well, but I know it's taking a toll on my body.

c. I'm constantly scanning for what might go wrong next.

d. I've built a life that shouldn't feel this stressful, yet my body still acts like it's in danger.

e. All of the above

What Would Change If Your Nervous System Finally Caught Up?

Be specific. How would you sleep? What would conversations feel like? How would your business or relationships function differently? What would you stop doing, and what would you start?

What Have You Tried That Hasn't Worked?

List the protocols, practices, or approaches you've already exhausted. What have you invested time, money and energy into that gave temporary relief at best?

Investment & Commitment

This is 12 weeks of precision work. ✔ You're committing to weekly sessions. ✔ You're ready to have your system read, not just your words. ✔ You're done with surface-level fixes. ✔ You're ready to actually enjoy the life you've built.

Still a yes? Hit submit.

Your Preferred Payment Method

So I send you the correct link if you’re accepted.

Pay in full $3790 AUD

3 month payment plan

What Happens Next

If we're a match, you'll get a link to lock in your spot. If not, I'll let you know directly. Go ahead and hit APPLY

CALIBRATED AS FUCK APPLICATION

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